Bonnes feuillesQuand juges et policiers révèlent (malgré eux) leur potentiel comique
A lire absolument : ces quelques perles tirées d'authentiques déclarations. Extrait de "Perles de tribunal et de police" (2/2).
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Bonnes feuillesJuges et flics : tout ce qu'ils entendent (et qu'ils préfèreraient oublier)
Voici quelques perles tirées d'authentiques déclarations de justiciables. Extrait de "Perles de tribunal et de police" (1/2).
7 août 2013